Nerds Across America

We were running from the law. The six hour stretch of road between Provo and Boise looks a lot like Africa:

But the road stopped stretching when a wrench punctured Logan's tire.

Few things are more manly than changing a flat tire.

When the road of life stops stretching, some of us are more visionary than the rest.

We hitchiked the rest of the way.

Freeganomics?

My Mom knows a freegan. He's a regular at her work. Most freegans refuse to participate in the money system because they believe that capitalism is immoral. This particular freegan is very unusual. He believes that the American currency system became corrupted when we got off the gold standard. One time my Mom offered him a piece of candy from the treat bowl and he emptied the entire treat bowl into his bag. Freegans can do that.

Don't be jealous

Cosmo gave me a cookie.